Love Language Decoder Gifts

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"What's wrong?"

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"Try verbalizing it."

"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

"So what's the emoji for 'low-hanging fruit?'"

Marooned Optometrist

Amy hatten men who were naan committal.

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

"This way, the humans get the message."

"If we could decipher their language we'd have a clue to their intelligence levels."

What men say/what men really mean.

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

'This is our conference room modeled after the United Nations so we can understand what our tech support people are saying.'

"I want to tell someone she's wonderful, I miss her and think about her all the time, without actually saying she' wonderful, I miss her and think about her all the time."

Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

"Of course I want you to speak your mind - just give me a minute to leave the room first."

"Actually, I don't mind, disparaging remarks are her love language."

"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

'Polly's certainly picked up some new phrases since Ernest started working from home.'