Love-infused Dish Dreamer T-Shirts

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Counting ribs

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Today's special... donuts.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Shelter Cat Nap

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Sinking with your heart

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'