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"I like romantic dinners beside the fireplace."

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

The Bare Minimum

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Heart to heart talk.

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

'Isn't this romantic?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

Unguided imagery

Candlelit dinner.

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

"What are you doing?!"

"This place caters to workaholics."

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."