Candlelit Dinner Dreamer Mugs

"I like romantic dinners beside the fireplace."

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Heart to heart talk.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

The Bare Minimum

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

'Isn't this romantic?'

"What am I making for dinner tonight?"

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Unguided imagery

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

"What are you doing?!"

Candlelit dinner.

"This place caters to workaholics."

'I'd like a table by the widow.'

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."