Candlelit Dinner Aficionado Mugs

"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'Isn't this romantic?'

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'She'll have the salmon.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

"What are you doing?!"

Candlelit dinner.

"Don't bother he's already got one."