Candlelit Dinner Aficionado Mugs

"I know I'm materialistic and shallow, but it works for me."

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Edison: The Early Years,

Hildegard von Bingen

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

'How is everything at this table?'

'How can you hate something you've never tried?!'

'Isn't this romantic?'

"I'm the double of Kate Moss, she's 8 stone, I'm 16."

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'She'll have the salmon.'

"I should have ordered a salad."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

"What are you doing?!"

Candlelit dinner.