Candlelit Dinners Mugs

'A word about desk dining...'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

'Sure, I pulled a thorn out of your paw. But that doesn't mean that I want to sleep with you.'

"Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Edison: The Early Years,

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'S'more wine?'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Heart to heart talk.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."