Candlelit Dinners Prints

'A word about desk dining...'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

'Sure, I pulled a thorn out of your paw. But that doesn't mean that I want to sleep with you.'

"Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'S'more wine?'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Heart to heart talk.

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

"Any requests?"

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'