Candlelight Dinner Lovers Prints

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Heart to heart talk.

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'A table for two?'

Spinach Dating.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

"What are you doing?!"

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.