Love Bird Chaser Pillows

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Sauvignon Bonk

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Which one is named after me?'

Cupid paints Stop sign

Love Birds love dancing together

Love Trap

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Letter writing lady.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

Tango

Falling in Love

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Will you marry me?

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Cat Stops Cupid

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Match maker

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Valentines

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Lesbian Couple

Dating