Love Bird Pillows

'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'

"The question, Leon, is: What is man?"

Cherubs holding big heart.

'Which one is named after me?'

"But you always have a headache."

Match maker

"Any chance of a beak job?"

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

Strip Tease

Valentines

Valentines

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"I look so beautiful when you're sleeping."

Paula finally meets Mr. Wright.

Cupid

Congratulations!

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Falling in Love

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'That does it You need glasses'

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

Sauvignon Bonk

Happy Valentine's Day

'It's been a lovely evening but could you go now. We want to have sex.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"...at the end of the day he's either got the biggest tail feathers or he doesn't...

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Love Birds love cuddles

"Myself... I wear them to hide the hickeys."

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Let's not make it a long engagement."

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....