Love Bird Chaser Prints

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Sauvignon Bonk

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Which one is named after me?'

Love Birds love dancing together

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Love Trap

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Letter writing lady.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

Tango

Falling in Love

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Will you marry me?

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Cat Stops Cupid

Match maker

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Serenading

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Valentines

Lesbian Couple

"Look, will you forget about them? They're in the past. The important thing is what I feel now – about you!"