Lotteries Pillows

Lottery loser.

'I'm sorry. The possibility that you may have won $10 million in the sweepstakes won't do as collateral.'

'When I insisted on a prenup, how was I to know she'd be the one to win the lottery!?'

'Health Clinic for the insured: Practice limited to lottery winners only.

"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."

"What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

'We will now announce the winner of the lottery followed by the names of the 4,397,608 losers.'

'Ha-ha, that's so random.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"I just won the Euromillions."

"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

'Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...'

"That's right! Publishing Clearing Warehouse and the Angel of Death are here to congratulate YOU, Harry M. Beemis, for winning our 'Good News/Bad News Sweepstakes!'"

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

Social Security Scratcher.

"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"

"Ooh, that reminds me. I must remember to put my lottery numbers on."

"This won't affect my benefits, will it?"

"I won the lottery. Suddenly HE'S MY best friend."

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

'Come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.'

New York Lottery Jackpot: Go to the head of any gas line, with police escort.

'It's just too much for him, poor love!'

'Let's start a lottery with a million ducat prize. In order to give it an air of respectability, of course I'll be the first winner.'

'I'll have a lottery ticket, a diet chocolate bar, an astrology magazine, and a voters' guide.'

'I don't see a way to balance the budget, but I've discovered a way to win the lottery!'

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"

"Sixth set of winning numbers that bloke's had in as many weeks..."

'So glad we ticked the 'no publicity' box.'

"He's that lottery winner I was telling you about."