Lost & Found Humorist Pillows

"And you can forget about a decent bagel."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

History of Cartooning.

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Shakespeare Ave

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Can I see your license,please?'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."