Lost & Found Humorist Mugs

"And you can forget about a decent bagel."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

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'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Shakespeare Ave

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Gunswinger

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!