Loss Prevention Officer Pillows

Bring comfort and recognition into their space with loss prevention officer-themed pillows. A cozy reminder of their important work, infused with subtle humor and appreciation.

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'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?' mockup

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

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"Thank you for shoplifting with us." mockup

"Thank you for shoplifting with us."

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Home Shoplifting Network.

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'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.'

'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.' mockup

'I'll need those seven empty candy bar wrappers you threw on the floor for the scanner.'

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"You can swipe this model."

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"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!" mockup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Sales chart plummets into employees head. mockup

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

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"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'." mockup

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

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"I know. I miss him, too."

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Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure. mockup

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

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Lost Property - Missing Head

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Broken Heart

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"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

"After Harry was gone I started decorating the house as a distraction. It was around the time I was wallpapering the driveway that I thought I should seek grief counseling."

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''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.'' mockup

''On behalf of my colleagues I wanted to let you know that we are all crying inside.''

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Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End. mockup

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

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"He had a full two weeks."

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'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.' mockup

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?' mockup

'Could I have a loan a cup of sugar please?'

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A grave with an array of beauty products

A grave with an array of beauty products mockup

A grave with an array of beauty products

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Loan trap

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"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around." mockup

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

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"He was the finest bluesman I knew..." mockup

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

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"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

"Your husband died from medical malpractice, but it may comfort you to know that brain surgery is always risky...even when the doctor doesn't have a hangover."

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You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention. mockup

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

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"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix." mockup

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

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'Oh he's my loans officer.'

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'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.' mockup

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

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'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'. mockup

'Frankly, Charles, I'm having a hard time handling our investments'.

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'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.' mockup

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

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"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"

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Dead Workaholic

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Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity. mockup

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

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'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.' mockup

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

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Loss Prevention Officer Pillows Collection

Loss Prevention Officer Mugs

Explore our collection of loss prevention officer mugs—designed to bring humor and recognition to their daily routine. Click to find the perfect gift.

Loss Prevention Officer Prints

Check out our exclusive prints celebrating loss prevention officers—perfect for decorating their office or patrol space with pride and humor.

Loss Prevention Officer T-Shirts

Browse our witty loss prevention officer t-shirts, crafted to celebrate their vigilance with humor. Discover the ideal shirt to wear with pride or gift to a dedicated colleague.