Losing A Pet Fish Pillows

Goldfish Cemetery.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'He loved that dog.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Blues artis's daily list

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

How their world views have changed over time.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

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