Losing A Pet Fish T-Shirts

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"He was a very good boy."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Halo Frisbee.

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

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Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."

How their world views have changed over time.

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."

Snub Marine

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'Now, as many of you know, I was the Monkey's uncle...'

"Estate sale"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

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