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"And whose bright idea was it to name him Daffy?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Death of the Blues

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Gramophone Headphone

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

The Terror Of Folkenstein

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

Predatory Pianos.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.