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"And whose bright idea was it to name him Daffy?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Death of the Blues

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Bootsy Collins

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

Gramophone Headphone

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"It's time."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

The Terror Of Folkenstein

Predatory Pianos.