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"Do you miss the chase ever?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Bryan Ferry

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

Lute

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Four Tops in Concert

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Keyboard player

Christine McVie

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'