Looney Tunes Lover T-Shirts

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Bryan Ferry

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

George Martin

Karaoke night.

Musical genres

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

The Four Tops in Concert

Lute

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Nick Cave.

Keyboard player

Christine McVie

Elvis Presley

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach