Classic Tunes Fan T-Shirts

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"Sorry, I'm finished."

Gramophone Headphone

ZZZZZZZ Top

Bryan Ferry

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

My Violinist Valentine

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Old songs made new

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Lord of the Strings.

Jean Sibelius.

Eddie Van Halen

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Bob Dylan

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

Eddie Van Halen.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Watch with Mahler.

Emmanuel Ax

"It's time."

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Katisha's rage

Bruce Springsteen

Music at Home Pt. 2

Protection Plan for Ancient Stones - 'Why don't they just make them stop touring?'

Eric Clapton

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

'For years Earl thought it was David, not Jim who fought at the Alamo'