Long-lifespan Fan Pillows

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Man...You age great!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The Invention of the Wheel

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The man who discovered smoke

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''