Long-lifespan Fan Prints

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Man...You age great!'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

I'm With Stooped

The Invention of the Wheel

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'