Essential Service Fan Pillows

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Music to their ears.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Maraschino, Inc.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Netflix Award Show

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

"I knew you'd come!"

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Episcopalian Flue Jab.