Quick Service Fan Pillows

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Fridge-to-table"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Music to their ears.

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza-Matic

'What kind of...'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Toy repair.

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Netflix Award Show

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

Why Leave Home?