Quick Service Fan Pillows

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Fridge-to-table"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

Music to their ears.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza-Matic

'What kind of...'

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Toy repair.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

Netflix Award Show

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

'Did anyone bring the duct tape?'