Longevity Humor Fan Pillows

Add humor and comfort to their space with pillows that celebrate longevity with a witty twist. Perfect for lounging or as a humorous decorating piece.

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"I come from a family of long livers." mockup

"I come from a family of long livers."

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"Why bother?"

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness." mockup

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

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'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.' mockup

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

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"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors." mockup

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

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You can't get what up

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Adam and Eve, as old people.

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'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!' mockup

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

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"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?" mockup

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

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My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people! mockup

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

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Birthday To-Do List

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive." mockup

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

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'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!' mockup

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

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My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em. mockup

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

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A senior moment.

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David Blaine, Age 60

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"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

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