Long-distance Communicator Pillows

"Hi, Grandma! I wish I could give your a real hug but this is the best I can do..."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

So Close..

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Missing You.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."