Long-distance Communicator Gifts

"Hi, Grandma! I wish I could give your a real hug but this is the best I can do..."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

So Close..

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Textin’"

Missing You.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Aluminium Henge

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'