Long-distance Communication Pillows

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Did you miss me?

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

You are not forgotten!

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

Snowman fantasy

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Missing You#2

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

'I'm on my way dear!'

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

"I completed the medical for your trucker's licence, and all your tests came back negatory, good buddy."

Love in social networks