Long-distance Communication Prints

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

So Close..

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Did you miss me?

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

You are not forgotten!

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

International date line.

Missing You#2

'I'm on my way dear!'

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Love in social networks

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally