Loneliness Reflector Mugs

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

'Where's everybody?'

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

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'So long, old friend.'

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'