Loneliness Reflector Prints

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

The Loneliest Job in the World

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."

You have no new messages

'So long, old friend.'

'Where's everybody?'