Loneliness Investigator Prints

"Ever feel like the world doesn't know you exist?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'I'll need four character references.'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'