Lone Survivor Gifts

Desert Island BBQ

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Emergency Pants

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Dave invents the remote belt

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Desert Planet

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

Desert Island Raking

'What luck!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Welcome centre

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'