Lone Survivor Mugs

"I'm lonelier!"

Desert Island BBQ

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Emergency Pants

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Desert Planet

Dave invents the remote belt

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'What luck!'

Desert Island Raking

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

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