Lone Survivors Mugs

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Dave invents the remote belt

Castaway harnessing electricity.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

I survived end of the world after party.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"You been here long?"

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."