London Lore Lover Pillows

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Queen.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Media Darling.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Magestically Marble Hill

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Mermaids

- 'Have you a map of London Underground?' - 'Try the basement!'

Pearly Queen Gates