London Local Lore Aficionado Pillows

"He said I wasn't a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apple and lemons."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Lox Ness Monster

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"There! I heard it again!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'In London Town the streets are paved with gold!'

Mermaids

Loch Ness.

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

Cow falls from the sky and lands on a car.

'They're finally taking me seriously.'