Local Lore Explorer Pillows

'Yes, it is really scary to think where he might appear next!'

A sure sign of rain

Neptune

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Pioneers of the ancient west

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Arabian Nights.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

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If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

Magus

Mermaids

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Burning and Rotting In Hell Desk Organisers

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Stonehenge Cat.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Cornwall

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"Look - an urban legend."

Staycation holidays...

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'The nearest boozer? You're talking to him!'

'How can I be sure you love me? All lemmings leap.'

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

Now Playing: Attack of the 50ft. Ruler.