Logical Thinking Gifts

A venn diagram of sleep and productivity

'Formula of Infinite.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Reasonableman

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Illogic Tree

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.