Logical Thinking Pillows

A venn diagram of sleep and productivity

'Formula of Infinite.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Staff Yearbook

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Reasonableman

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Illogic Tree

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'