Logical Reasoner Pillows

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Reasonableman

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Staff Yearbook

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"Yo, this should be a two."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"