Logical Reasoning Gifts

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

Action VS Thought

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Reasonableman

Illogic Tree

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

Got Rationality?

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."