Logical Reasoning T-Shirts

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

Action VS Thought

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Reasonableman

Illogic Tree

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Got Rationality?

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

Posters of the Sahara

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

Illogic Tree

"Religion: Man's attempt to make sense of a frightening universe. Science: See 'Religion'."