Reasoning T-Shirts

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

"Our real first line of defense, wouldn't you agree, is out capacity to reason."

When alchemy faded, chemistry began. When herbalism faded, medical science began. When astrology faded, space exploration began. I can't wait to see what happens after religion fades.

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Pastorius wonders why.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Think Tank

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Six Thinking Hats

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Reasonableman

"But what if this is all there is?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

' A new idea '

Illogic Tree

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.