Reasoning Reveler T-Shirts

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Affordable Cartoon Act

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Santana Claus

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Early Photobomb

Philosophy Department. 38 days without logical fallacy. (Published originally on December 6, 2007.)

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Crumhorn

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

WOW! That was random!

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

Christmas Theorbo

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

Sir Lancelot. Sir Rants-A-Lot.