Reasoning Reveler Pillows

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

The Quantum Mechanic...

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Santana Claus

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

Early Photobomb

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"

Crumhorn

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Christmas Theorbo

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

WOW! That was random!

"We'll have to get rid of all our furniture. They just discovered perspective."