Logic Gifts

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. I am a cat.'

"You have logic, I have Roscoe."

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'Computers cannot do logic. I can do logic. Therefore, I am not a computer.'

Family with label below reading 'The Booleans.'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

Department of Logic

Illogic Tree

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"I'm right because it feels right!"

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Fly Logic

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Bob decides to take the stairs.

"It's fuzzy math."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Ludwig Wittgenstein.

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Mathematics.

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'All illegitimate people are bastards, but all bastards aren't illegitimate people.'

I tell you Walter, I buried that walnut last year within this area.

'If 40 Amish farmers can build a barn in 8 hours. . . then 1280 of them can do it in 15 minutes.'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Rudolf Carnap

'Fermat's First Theorem'