Analytical Thinking Gifts

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Plan B 1/2

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Fear/Knowledge

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Reading my Critics

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The Life of Pi

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation