Lockers Chat Enthusiast Gifts

'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Woman on the phone.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

You Don't Know What It's Like

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

You were great last night

Airport Literature

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

Security.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

Tomb of the Unknown Talk Show Host

A Pad-Loch

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

"I was being honest with him, he said he was being honest with me, so now we don't know who to trust."