Locker Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of the locker philosopher? Our collection features clever, humorous, and insightful products that celebrate your favorite deep thinker. Whether they're contemplating life's big questions or just enjoying a good laugh, these items make a great gift to inspire and amuse. From quirky mugs to witty prints, find something that resonates with their love for introspection and clever ideas.

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"Just because you can never remember you locker combination doesn't mean the school is failing to meet state accessibility standards."

"Just because you can never remember you locker combination doesn't mean the school is failing to meet state accessibility standards." mockup

"Just because you can never remember you locker combination doesn't mean the school is failing to meet state accessibility standards."

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Cat with Lion reflection in mirror mockup

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.' mockup

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

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"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful." mockup

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

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"I noticed a few browns."

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!' mockup

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?" mockup

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

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Business man sees himself as a shark mockup

Business man sees himself as a shark

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Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality. mockup

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

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'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!' mockup

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

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"Forget it - she's out of your league." mockup

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality. mockup

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

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"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!" mockup

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

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When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon. mockup

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

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'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.' mockup

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

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Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?" mockup

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

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'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.' mockup

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

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'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?' mockup

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

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"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here." mockup

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

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"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door." mockup

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

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"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year." mockup

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

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'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!' mockup

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

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"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?" mockup

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

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Dolly, Twenty Years Later

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"What should I say this is about?" mockup

"What should I say this is about?"

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COVID Era Intel

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'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...' mockup

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

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'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.' mockup

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

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Locker Philosopher Gifts Collection

Locker Philosopher Mugs

Discover more clever mugs perfect for the locker philosopher—each one designed to inspire deep thoughts and a good laugh with every sip.

Locker Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows with sharp wit and clever sayings, perfect for creating a reflective and humorous space for the locker philosopher.

Locker Philosopher Prints

Browse inspiring prints that combine humor and insight, perfect for decorating a locker philosopher’s personal space with style.

Locker Philosopher T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that are ideal for the locker philosopher—thought-provoking designs that make a statement wherever they go.